Alex,
Subtitles dont grow on trees
Really? That's not what the older boys in the schoolyard told me...
But okay, you've been our most super excellent translator in the past so what's a measly "condition" among friends? I could probably figure out the chords so lemme see about that Destiny's Child song...
"
...I'm a survivor (What?)
I'm not goin' give up (What?)
I'm not goin' stop (What?)
I'm goin' work harder (What?)..."
Who the hell wrote these lyrics, Darth Vadar?!
Nix that one, let's see what Bieber's got...
"
...You can't make up your mind, mind, mind, mind, mind
Please don't waste my time, time, time, time, time
I'm not tryin' to rewind, wind, wind, wind, wind..."
Erp... "vomitable" was too kind a description.
Here I come Czech 101!