What's with the locked door in the church circle?

[Artparker]

Alright, I can't stand secrets in video games I can't figure out... I've googled and googled and read, and actually could not find very many posts on this. Is that door open-able?

If it can't be, my theory is Amanita put it in as a way of keeping the player thinking. It's like a red herring, make us search a little harder. That's the most sense I can make of it. Otherwise it must take you to a secret "cow level."

[Lamkin]

Nah, the door cannot be opened.

Otherwise it must take you to a secret "cow level."

lol
Maybe if Gary Larson had been one of the animators. =p